These are search suggestions in Safari, powered by Google suggest. They make great (and depressing) found poetry.
My new favorite nearly-syllabic-correct haiku:
(ouch, though the last question seems to be well-enough answered by the preceding 9 questions)
Things you cannot escape from: Death, taxes and… iphones!
I love that “How can I keep from singing lyrics” is one of the top suggestions. As I’ve always suspected, music is a virus.
And as far as: How can I get taller?
Good luck with that, people.
Had Twitter not popularized stalking, ‘who should I follow’ would be pretty creepy. Actually, scratch that, it still is.
Who should I follow
Who should I marry
Who should be invited to the rehearsal dinner
….seems like maybe someone is getting a bit ahead of himself, here.
I’ve alarmed the cat by several dramatic readings of this in my quiet office now.
will I ever marry lyfe jennings and get pregnant, and will it be love? Here’s a quiz!