Ben Parzybok

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omg omg omg!

Oh noes! They printed the cover on backwards!

Oooh it feels awesome. It weighs 19 pounds. It has the feel of heavy steel machinery, machined perfectly, it’s cold and smooth to the touch. 

It has 280 pages fashioned from aircraft-grade aluminum. They really went all-out on this one. A teardown done by iSuppli reveals that the base cost of components is $183, and so obviously SBP is selling this one as a loss leader.  An incredible bargain for you at only $16.

And inside? There’s a picture of the author that, if you stare deeply into his eyes, will fill you with a mad craving for chocolate chips. Fortunately, there’s a small cache of them on page 47.

Author: Benjamin Parzybok

My name is Ben Parzybok and I'm a novelist and programmer living in Portland, OR. @sparkwatson



  1. you received the book!!!!


  2. yeah, pretty fun. I’ll show it off tonight. It might be all I wear for dinner.

  3. you need to go RIGHT NOW and sit in a cafe reading it, while sitting at a seat that looks out the front window….

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