Entries from August 2008 ↓

The map

    The important thing was to understand the map. To know which rooms contained trolls, and in which cubicles orcs slept at their keyboards. He studied the photocopy  he’d unpinned from the hallway bulletin board. 

    KNOW YOUR ROUTE
    Escape Routes for Building 1, Second Floor
    He found his cube and drew a rough approximation of himself in it: a class 2 wizard with brown corduroy pants, a gray t-shirt and what appeared to be a short magic wand in his hand, or possibly it was a USB thumb drive containing all of, and the only copy of, the company’s source code for the last eighteen months. The source code to the long-awaited release of ‘Anti-Demonic Toolbox, v6.0 beta‘.

the map of the dungeon

You are beautiful

Click on the image to be reminded of what you should already know.

Seen on 25th, off of Ainsworth, Portland, OR.

Secretary General of WTF

Everything about this paragraph is perfect:

“We didn’t expect anything like what you have witnessed to occur,” said WTF secretary general Yang Jin-suk. “I am at a loss for words.”

From this article